Ahoy, maggots.

This is my blog, and I'm going to post what I like. If you choose to break free of your comfort zone and attempt to comprehend the astute observations of a man with a far higher IQ than the one you possess, feel free. I accept no responsibility for any injuries you inflict on yourself in jealousy or anger. My writing is better than yours. My opinion of books is more accurate than yours. Accept it. I don't really care whether or not you enjoy the blog; read it as you will.